In this section you will find my fave quotes made by or about Christian, some were made by Christian himself and some were made by others, such as the commentators. Enjoy!
"Christian and Edge are the new tag team champions!"- comment made by Jim Ross the night after WrestleMania on RAW.
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"Summerslam is going to be so totally chairilicious!"- From MTV's "Countdown to Summerslam".
"How am I supposed to lose a pound in an hour?!"- Christian asks this of Commish Foley when Foley told him he couldn't wrestle Dean Malenko for the Light-Heavyweight title because he was a pound heavier than the limit.
Edge & Christian have a neat little radio spot for a local rock station in Huntsville, Ala. It starts with, "Hello, this is Edge and Christian from the World Wrestling Federation. Now, for the benefit of those with flash photography..." Then Christian chimes in, "Edge, this is radio. They can't see us." And they finish by saying, "We are so listening to the 'Rocket'."
"I watched wrestling all the time. I used to go to the Maple Leaf gardens for the WWF matches. Other kids used to say to me, 'You're going to the Gardens? There's no game tonight!' Then I'd look at them and say 'It's wrestling stupid.'"
"A lot of people think you can just walk in, make money, be a star. But it took a lot of hard work, with no money, being broke.... paying my dues...I wrestled wherever I could, just to get my name out. I'd drive to wherever for $20, $25, for experience"
"We were trying to think of a name. We were sitting there, and I had the name 'Cage' in my head, and I looked at the TV, and they were doing a story on Christian Slater. It kinda stuck after the first match."
"You know I said last week on RAW that Edge and Christian wouldn't settle for any less than the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Titles. We beat the Hardy Boyz, we beat the Dudley Boyz, we accomplished a life-long goal and that was to win these titles, but not without immense pain and believe me when I say I'll go thorugh it all again tomorrow if I have to to keep these things"- Christian right after the WrestleMania Triangle Ladder Match
"Speaking of sore losers how fitting is it that we are in the capitol city of sore losers, Buffalo New York? I'm talking Super Bowls, Stanley Cups Finals, O.J. It *so* doesn't get any more depressing than right here!"
"What kind of Doctor do you think perscribes glasses with no lenses such as those that the Dudleys wear? Is that what they do in Dudleyville? IS THAT WHAT THEY DO IN DUDLEYVILLE ?!?"
"Attention: Sunday Night Heat ticket holders, your WWF tag champions have a very special announcement to make!"
"Rikishi is so gonna pay for doing that stinky, disgusting, vile move."
Christian: "Now what can we do to spice this thing up? I got it, Edge and Christian commentary." Edge: "Ahhh, I'm not changing the channel!" Christian: "Me neither."
"Stink face... ehhh"
"Janet, you missed a spot" Christian said to the woman giving Edge his facial after they got the stink face from Rikishi.
"I just wanted to let all our fans know that there is nothing to be alarmed about because our faces are absolutely, 100%... ASS FREE."
"Hardy Boys, Boyz with a Z. Is that Z supposed to scare us or something?"- Said by Christian when talking about the Hardy Boyz at the commentary table with King and JR.
"Hey JR let me ask you a question. How many times have Edge and Christian been number one contenders?"- Christian rightfully asks this question of JR.
"Yeah, several times. Well, let me tell you something, we're more focused than we've ever been and our preparation for this match is second to none. And believe me we ARE going into Wrestlemania 2000, we WILL beat the Hardy Boys, we WILL beat the Dudley Boys and we're gonna walk out with the World Wrestling Federation tag team championships. Why? Because we won't settle for any less." - Christian's response to JR's answer. Isn't he confident?
"You know, when you talk about the ladder match, well the last ladder match we had, they beat us. You know what, all we hear about is how Matt and Jeff Hardy were saying 'We beat them.' Well, you know what? We beat them plenty of times and You don't see us rubbing it in their face.
"You know what, Matt and Jeff are great. Just ask 'em, they'll tell you."- You know maybe Christian thinks the Hardyz are self-centered.
"You know, bringing it back to Wrestlemania 2000, every team is humble. It's all of our first Wrestlemanias. I'm telling you right now we want to make our first Wrestlemania memorable. We're walking out of there with our first World Wrestling Federation tag team titles." - He was right!
"She's in the basement!! She's in the basement!!"- Christian after being caught by Ken Shamrock in the ankle lock, when Ken was looking for Stephanie McMahon. This was a long time ago, but it's a definite classic!
"The fury of the Brood will rage...forever."- During an interview, with Edge and Gangrel, right before the demise of the original Brood.
"I just want to say that the Hardy Boyz have just raided my gear bag and are now wearing my tights and shirts. Not to mention the fact that they are now running around the room mimicking my every move in the ring. I guess we are just trying to make the best of the situation (that being the storm) anyways I've got to run so I can steal a pair of their kik wear pants and T Reilly shirts and beat them silly!" - this quote was posted by Christian on the Hardy Boyz Official Site Message Board 1/26/99 they are in a snowstorm in Balitmore and are stranded in their hotel for a few days until the weather clears up, but let me tell you they aren't really letting it get them down they have all jumped out of their two story window into 30 inches of snow Edge first, then Jeff, then Chris Jericho and Christian and finally Matt. I guess snowstorms can be fun.
Commentators-
"Buddy are you ok? Aww how sweet"- Michael Cole when Edge was making sure Christian was alright during his match with Maleknko after Christian had to lose weight to make the match.
"Kurt Angle is a tremendous athelete, but so is Christian, Angle's lucky he survived!"
"Would Kurt Angle get counted out just to avoid being pinned by Christian?" "I wouldn't put it past him"
"It's over, Christian has broken the undefeated streak!"
"Christian had Kurt Angle defeated on Heat!"
"Angle remains undefeated but Christian had him pinned!"
"He still has Angle in a tremendous amount of trouble, Christian's on the doorstep!"
"These guys are beautiful people, I mean you have to do some repair work when have like Rikishi's big butt in your face, you've gotta have a facial"
"You see Michael, ever since Christian and Edge have become the tag team champions they can't do that regular entrance through the crowd, it's unbelievable."
"Christian and Edge's faces will be on the cover of People Magazine any day now."
"Look at these guys can you imagine those faces being rammed up that crack?!?"
"These guys are gonna be on the cover of American Dental Magazine, and thats pretty good considering they're Canadians!"
"...400 lbs. making a Edge and Christian sandwich"
"Edge and Christian- the tag team champions, in control."
"It's not arrogance, its confidence"
"Don't hate them because they're beautiful!"
"Christian...LOOK OUT!"
"They don't deserve to be treated like this, not because of jealousy."
"W-O-R-M...spells SPEAR!"
Others
"Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick by a midget! I mean enough is enough!"- Kurt Angle
"To make a long story short, he (Bret Hart) offered to train me. Two weeks later I quit both my jobs, went down for eight months. He and Leo Burke trained myself and a few other Canadian guys -- Glenn Kulka, Adam Copeland [Edge] was there, Jay Reso [Christian Cage]. The four of us trained together and it was a good experience."
